Ok, I'm a cheerleader now



I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favorite dress
You hurt the tree's feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you
Oh, wait! Yes, I do!

Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mold
Your only fourteen, you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truck run over your face instead?
There ain't no pill 'cause you ain't ill, you're ugly

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast
Girl,
You're scary, you're hairy
I heard about you - you're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out "CAB!"

You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester, remember him?
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly Pageant you win first prize


Yo mama says you ugly
You ugly!

Get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy
Get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy
Yo mama says you're ugly
Get busy
Yo mama says you're ugly
Get busy
Yo mama says you're ugly
You're ugly!

Now I feel like Blondie

Quasimodo
Camel breath
Squarehead
UGLY!
Chicken legs
Pig face
UGLY!
Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
UGLY!
Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freak show
UGLY!

U-G-L-Y
You could make an onion cry
U-G-L-Y
Like an alien chased by the FBI
U-G-L-Y
U-G-L-Y
U-G-L-Y
U-G-L-Y
U-G-L-Y
U-G-L-Y
U-G-L-Y
U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no alibi
You UGLY!!


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This has GOTS to be the baddest, bitchiest song ever. And it's quite fitting that it's done cheerleading style huh? Talking streotypes here, hush!

And Bring It On? Love it. The other 2 follow ups PALE in comparison. The third one's okay, but omg the second one's terrible. :/

I still remember how everyone was quoting the first movie! Hahah, funny amusing shit.

I still can quote them, I think.

No way jumping up and down and screaming "Go team go" is gna satisfy me

Wow. I so can. :D